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My friend Mike, wait… more like my brother from another Mother, has the best male advice & also knows what to say to make me laugh when talking seriously.

Thankyou MikeMike <3

Also, if you like boobs and geek shit… hit his tumblr up…

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ohmahgoditspissmas:

I made this to troll my friend Corinne and a list she retumbled about men having straight teeth and wearing flannel! :D

Mike, I am going to kick your ass when I see you next ;)

& when I say…

I want to be treated like a princess…

I don’t mean spoilt, or to be selfish. I mean that I want to be loved, appreciated, cared for, understood. In every kind of beautiful way imaginable. I want that one person to see me for who I am, and to know me for everything I can be. Know that I am caring, loving and reliable, and that I only ever want to love that one someone as much as possible.

I want someone to love me for me. 

(& maybe spoil me a little :P)

I HATE LOOSE WOMEN.

It drains my soul of happiness!

*changes channel*

Day 3: A Photo of a celebrity you would turn lesbian/gay for.

Hmmm it’s a tie between…

Miss.Fox.

and…

Miss. Beckinsale.

BUT only when both are casual. NOT with over the top makeup or red carpet looks.

My Batman Jumper >.<

Excuse the roughness. It had been a long day.

But yeeeeeah BATMAN :3

Day 3: 5 things that irritate you about the opposite & same sex. (challenge 2)

FEMALES!

1. Can be so bitchy! I mean of course, everyone bitches. But some people just do it non stop and are just cruel for no reason at all.

2. Girls who wear too much make-up! Did you have a gang bang with a crayola? or did you put it on with a shotgun? Ever heard of less is more…

3. Girls who are just complete slags.

4. The ones who have to flaunt their amazing lives all over the internet, liek every 5 mins on facebook ¬_¬

5. Us females are just so damn emotional :P

MALES!

1. The guys who don’t text back! thats just rude! aha.

2. Its annoying they don’t have to shave nearly as much as what us girls have to :P

3. Guys who take longer to get ready to go out, than I do! ;)

4. When they fart!

5. Un-tidy guys!!! There is no excuse, you shouldn’t have as many clothes all over the place as us women, we’re the ones who are obsessed with fashion!

This actually wasn’t that easy to do, because usually most of these points are more like a particular person rather than the whole sex as a general annoyance!

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